-Give me as much notice as possible. Same-day appointments are unacceptable. I do not live at my playroom, so I am not on call, and cannot be "available right now."
-Be polite and straight forward. Why would you contact me any other way?
-Do NOT send me dick pics... I shouldn't have to say this.
On the day of the appointment you will need to send me a final confirmation email a few hours before the appointment. Make sure you send the email by the instructed time or I will have to assume you aren't coming. If for whatever reason you don't hear back from me, it is safe to assume that I can't make it. IF this happens, don't come to the playroom.